Pattaya Cops Learn To Ignore Drunk Yanks

Published on 13th January 2019 by Stickboy BKK

Pattaya Cops Learn To Ignore Drunk Yanks

Pattaya police learned a valuable lesson around 5:30 this morning in front of a 7-Eleven: Never believe drunk Americans.

Home Kemper, 57, was doing his best Homer Simpson impersonation when he called the cops to claim a Cambodian woman stole his wallet.

Still swigging a beer while making his case, Homer couldn’t explain how he knew the mystery woman was Cambodian. He only knew she had offered to hail him a taxi to get home, but ran off his wallet, US$500, 2,000 baht and credit cards.

Police curtly pointed out to that Homer had his wallet in his hand.

The tanked Yank insisted it had been stolen, but the Khmer bandit had dropped it. Even though there was still cash and credit cards in the wallet.

Sceptical, cops promised to bring someone to justice in the incident but prepped the drunk tank for Homer, who will be slapped with a charge of filing a false police report after they review the 7-Eleven’s security camera.

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