Sozzled Somchai Confuses Rice Paddy For Liquor Barn

Published on 21st September 2018 by Stickboy BKK

Sozzled Somchai Confuses Rice Paddy For Liquor Barn

A drunk Thai guy followed GPS to what he thought was the next liquor store, but ended up ball-bearings deep in a Korat rice paddy.

The mid-40s driver, who was not named in Thai media reports, was on one hell of a bender from Nakhon Ratchasima to Khon Kaen in his Mazda 3 Thursday, even though he didn’t actually know the way.

So he fired up Google Maps and away he went. But, in his state, all the green and red lines blurred and he thought maybe Google Assistant was coming on to him. To heck with Khon Kaen, let’s get some more beer.

So Sozzled Somchai made a hard right, confusing the smell of rice with hops & barley, and ended up in the mud of an inundated rice field. No problem. Just drive faster.

Sure, the wheels bogged down, but nothing a little more pedal-pushing won’t fix.

Eventually, Drunk Racer couldn’t go any further, so he decided to sleep it off. Which he did until afternoon, when Farmer Jaidee was less than happy to find a Mazda 3 in the middle of his next crop.

It took more than an hour of pushing and wooden boards to get the Mazda back on the road, although the Korat Kops might have something to say about whether he makes it to Khon Kaen.

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