Or to Penny Black which is open long after all the neon has been switched off.

Did you know The Pimp had a hospital wing staffed with dozens of naughty nurses?

Well, you do now.

Here are 10 reasons to love a Pimp nurse.

1. No body part scares her
2. She’s used to working all night
3. Can thrill you with 1 touch
4. Who else will encourage you to pass gas?
5. She’s flipped bigger people than you in bed
6. No dinner conversation will gross her out
7. DRUGS. She knows them all
8. A code for every color, even brown
9. She knows the proper way to tie you to a bed
10. Hit the right button, and she’ll come quickly