A Bubbling Brit, His Ladyboy Lover, Her Sister And The Rich Arab

Published on 9th October 2016 by Stickboy BKK

Chatting tonight with a friend about a news story he asked me if had I only just realised Thailand was f**ked up?

I answered no, and went on to explain that I quickly learned this place was f**ked up on my first trip here back in 2005 as I sat in the lounge of the Dynasty Inn on Soi 4.

The story went a little something like this… in fact, it went exactly like this.

Me and my mate Tommy were sat waiting on I can’t remember what drinking Margarita’s in the foyer of the Dynasty Inn on Soi 4 when out of the blue a few tables away unfolded what I can only describe as one of the most bizarre, messed up, entertaining and memorable episodes of “Real Life” I have ever witnessed.

It was as sad as it was bizarre as it was funny.

A Brit in his early 50’s was sat at a table for two by the window with a beer parked in front of him, no biggie there, plenty of single guys hanging around before hitting the neon jungle.

What caught our attention was his six foot ladyboy girlfriend making an appearance who wasn’t interested or worried about keeping their conversation hush hush or their personal business quiet. You’d probably have heard her word for word from the third floor.

After tuning the brain to her high pitched squawk and his thick Geordie accent the situation started to quickly unfold.

The ladyboy was dolled up to the nine’s and carrying an overnight bag for her four days away. Her British boyfriend was begging and pleading with her not to go.

“I only go for money honey, I love you darling. No worry anything, my sister coming soon take care fuck you. I no love Arab man, only you”.

WTF?

Run that by us again, please.

bubbling brit ladyboy lover sister rich arab

People I shit you not, as Tommy is my witness, this was the story that me, Mr Adamz and everyone within a 50 meter radius heard.

The ladyboy was off to roger some rich Arab for four days to earn a bit of serious cash her British boyfriend couldn’t come across with, and to keep him happy while she was gone, she had invited her sister to come and “take care” of him. Free. “You no pay sister me darling”.

The Brit was beside himself bubbling like a baby, begging and pleading with her not to go and repeatedly telling her how much he loved her.

She came and went as her phone rang, calls from both the Arab who had just landed at the airport, and her sister who was en route to Soi 4 in a taxi.

Returning each time and explaining to him in high volume the latest developments regarding her impending trip and his new temporary girlfriend.

The fella was beside himself, broken-hearted that his cock in a very short frock he called his girlfriend had dumped him to go on a four day shagfest with a rich bloke in a thobe for a fistful of cash.

The back and forth, the phone calls, the crying, the begging all went on for about 30 minutes before the ladyboy suddenly picked up her bag and strutted out of the hotel and into the night.

And just like that she was gone.

And the Geordie? Well, he was left sitting there with tears streaming down his face.

We didn’t hang about to see if the sister showed up, after what we had just witnessed we needed to get out of there asap before the man with the broken heart wanted a shoulder to cry on.

Who knows what became of the man from Newcastle and his six foot girlfriend. We never laid eyes on him again during the rest of our trip and yup, we were looking to see if we spotted him arm in arm with the sister. It wasn’t to be.

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