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Drunk & Disorderly: 5 Things Not To Do When You’re Blotto In Bangkok



This list of things NOT to do when you’ve had a skinful could include venturing into a ladyboy bar “just for a look”, arguing with a crazy cab driver over 10 baht, delving into some seriously spicy somtam, getting a tattoo at some dodgy parlour late at night and a lengthy list of illegal activities that are best left unsaid.

But that’s not what I’ve put together for this list of 5 things not to do when you’re blotto in Bangkok. No, what I have done here is compile a list of five dumbass stunts I’ve pulled over the years that I can talk about.

Yeah, there’s plenty that didn’t make the list as I don’t want to incriminate myself or go naming and shaming the not so innocent.

Drunk & Disorderly

5. Bring a bar girl you’ve just met home for a threesome with your girlfriend

At 2am it seemed a great idea knowing my cute, younger gf had a thing for the ladies but the reality was somewhat different when I opened the door with a sexy strumpet on my arm.

The lady lovefest and threesome I dreamed of remained a figment of my imagination and it wasn’t to be.

Thankfully there were no fireworks, just a look of disgust for me and a smile for my new friend and the episode was never mentioned again once they had a quick chat, a munch of some somtam and a cab was called.

4. Drink with the taxi and tuk tuk drivers on Sukhumvit Road

Having worked on Sukhumvit for a couple of years I knew the usual band of crazy cab drivers who’d line up outside Bully’s night after night looking for anyone willing to pay their inflated prices.

On quiet nights the head of this particular taxi mafia would take me for the 100 baht I was willing to give him for my ride home but over a few months they changed their tune and one would take me every night leading me to get to know a fair few of them.

No longer working I didn’t see them so often until one rare night when I was having an early one and heading for Phloen Chit BTS I heard a voice call out from just inside Soi 2. I looked to see the main man sat with a bunch of guys boozing.

I wander over and exchange the usual pleasantries with my old China. He waves for me to sit and hands me a bottle of Leo. How can I say no? That would have been rude of me.

So there I am at 10pm sat with Chai and his pals who are a mix of taxi and tuk tuk drivers. Food arrives, as does more beer and so we eat and drink.

I wakened up in the back of a tuk tuk at 5am outside my local 7-Eleven holding a large Leo. Snoozing next to me was one of my new mates. He came to and drove me down the road to my condo and it was the mother of all hangovers.

I have no recollection of anything after midnight. Lesson learned, don’t drink with those boys again.

3. Pop four Kamagra in 90 minutes

I’ve covered this dumbfuckery before, click the link below for the full story.

One Kamagra, Two Kamagra, Three Kamagra, Four

TL;DR Downed 4 fake Kamagra in a couple of hours and had a cock like a crowbar for 4 days.

2. Sleep with your girlfriends two sisters

Now one was a genuine mistake to begin with. I came home pissed and climbed into the wrong bed and before you know it the spooning had turned into something far more intimate.

No innocent parties in this story as I realised when the hand grabbed my tackle it wasn’t my missus but I went with the flow as one does when you’ve had a few over the limit.

There was a repeat performance a week or so later but there were no more sexy shenanigans with sister number 1 because I was red carded within a few days after getting caught with my dick in sister number 2 by sister number 1 who was on the phone instantly to my girlfriend to spill the beans before I’d even pulled it out.

As for sister number 2 that was no accident. She was sexy AF, cute as pie and had an ass to die for. My missus was at home and I was in bed sick so she sent her sister over to take care of me while she was away.

She was the best nurse on the planet for three days despite me being back to full fitness within 24 hours of her arrival with a friend – who was sent packing after a few hours of flirting.

Yes, I know I’m weak, but we all have our faults.

1. Going home hammered and telling your wife you’ve got a bit on the side

The entertaining start to this story is the fact I wakened up the following day with no recollection of my confession and my other half going out for the afternoon without cracking a light before she left.

It wasn’t until later when we went to bed she showed me a photo of a woman on her phone and asked did I know her to which I instantly replied yes, that’s blah blah. Only then did she mention what had went on 24 hours before.

Rewinding a couple of days I knew something was wrong, I didn’t know what but something wasn’t right which was confirmed by my missus showing me the photo of the woman I’d been seeing.

As it went my gut feeling was right when a friend of a friend passed on my extra marital antics the morning after I’d opened my drunken mouth and let my belly rumble.

Right or wrong I’m glad it was me who told my missus and not her finding out from some sticky beak with eff all better to do with their time than medal in my marriage.

It’s still a sore point to this day as playing the field usually always ends after a few hours of fun and no contact whatsoever. Now I’m under suspicion of going back for second helpings with the “other” woman every time I go for a few beers with the boys.

Ah well, only myself, and the booze, to blame for this and all the other sticky situations I get myself into.

As for that old saying, “You live and learn”. Don’t know why but that doesn’t seem to work for me…

Stickboy aka Sticky Boy aka Mike McKay aka Mike McKwai, Wild Mike, Magic Mike, Mr Mike, and a fair few more best forgotten, is a party animal with hollow legs who loves music, current affairs, beer, food, causing trouble on Twitter, and making the most of life without worrying too much about what people think or say about his antics. You can send him stuff here -

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A Night Out At Tartbox



A Night Out At Tartbox

During the dry spell when there was no beer to be had Artbox at Sukhumvit Soi 10 turned into a popular spot as refreshments were available.

It wasn’t only refreshments that were available but there was also the potential to meet ladies for some short time shenanigans as there was simply nowhere else for working girls, or those short on money and an itch to scratch, to meet men with some cash to splash on a bit of horizontal mambo.

Artbox didn’t really take my fancy when a few mates had said they were going but on Saturday night they decided to drop by for a beer and a bite to eat before moving on to the Neon Alley. I caved in and decided to join them.

Having taken a wander around buying food and parking my arse close to the stage I soon came to the conclusion the sign out front needed changing from Artbox to Tartbox.

I didn’t see the security guard at the gate on cleavage duty but there must have been one as everywhere I turned all I could see was tits hanging out on display for all to see and admire.

One lady with massive melons came close to a wardrobe malfunction on several occasions as she bounced around from stall to stall with all the bloke’s eyes popping out as she passed their tables. This woman wasn’t shy and was more than happy to show off her assets.

I spotted a few familiar faces in the crowd who normally ply their trade on Soi 4 too, and yes, they were all showing off the girls like it was a competition to see who could show the most.

One thing to keep in mind if you do decide to go for a nosy and chance your arm is not everyone you see there is looking to hook up. It really is a mixed crowd so watch out you don’t get a slap for making an indecent proposal to a group of girls there to have a drink after they’ve clocked off from the office.

Will Artbox continue to be a pick-up place for ladies of the night in the future?

Who knows with bars and other nightlife venues starting to reopen there are more choices of where to go man hunting.

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Opening Night At Nana Plaza Was A Blast



Opening Night At Nana Plaza Was A Blast

July 1st was the day many owners and customers had been waiting for since the middle of March when entertainment and nightlife were allowed to resume.

My plan was to visit all three bar areas to see what was going on and share it here on the website and do a few updates on social media.

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry as the saying goes and that’s exactly what happened. My whistle-stop tour became an adventure in Nana Plaza and boy, did we have ourselves a grand old time.

With some bars deciding to wait until after the long weekend with 2 dry days we had ourselves a list of 9 bars to visit and we kicked things off in Morning Night.

As we progressed through the outside beer bars to Stumble Inn, Big Dogs and K&S our entourage started rapidly growing in numbers.

There were lots of happy smiling faces in each of the four beer bars we visited and a decent amount of customers around too.

Time to venture inside Nana Plaza where you are asked to check-in via the Thai Chana app or alternatively sign in with your name, time and mobile number, at the entrance. Masks are required and once you’ve had your temperature taken and offered hand sanitizer you’re good to go in less than 30 seconds.

First up was Spanky’s for me while some of the guys opted to check out Twister BKK.

As you would expect, the middle floor house of fun was crushing it. Spanky’s was rocking and almost full when I popped in. Happy days.

My aim was to make sure we visited every bar that was open so it was a quick drink and a catch-up with all the usual suspects on and off the stage before moving on.

Next stop for us was Rainbow 4 where we planned to meet with the boys who headed to Twister BKK. In we go and ask where’s the bell…. “mai mee”. Huh? You haven’t got a bell?

We ordered a round and a few moments later a bell appeared. Ding, ding, ding.

Lots of cuties to keep me busy but to be fair, it wouldn’t have been difficult to spot some eye candy as the owners had filled the bar with at least 100 dancers.

It was the same story in both Rainbow 5 and 2 plus Twister BKK. All those bars had no fewer than 100 girls dancing. That’s a lot of chrome pole crumpet to choose from.

The man who appeared with the bell in Rainbow 4 was on the ball and accompanied us to Rainbow 5, formerly Twister Bar, before we all moved downstairs to Rainbow 2 which was heaving with dancing dollybirds. I fell in love at least 5 times in the hour we were there.

One for the road in Twister BKK which I missed on the first visit and damn, it was like Hotties R Us.

It’s too easy for me to get in trouble. I’m weak but there was no monkey business for old Stick last night.

It was burgers and bed after a great night out with the boys.

Hats off to all the bar owners who jumped in on the first day of opening who made a fine effort. As the week goes on more bars will be opening giving you even more choice and by the middle of next week, the whole Plaza will be open again.

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It’s Not A Race



The race to be number one is as old as man but in modern times, in a fast-paced world of news and social media things are at an all-new high when it comes to being “first”.

Sure, it feels great to be first with a scoop but it can come at a cost as most news outlets and reporters have come to learn in recent months with COVID-19 coverage.

Desperation to announce the latest coronavirus numbers before anyone else each day became a talking point on Twitter back in March as reporters banged away on their phones and computers as the stats were released.

Mistakes were made almost daily, corrections added later but in truth, not a care was given by any of the guilty parties. All that mattered was they Tweeted the stats first, even when they were wrong with one so-called journalist sharing the previous days numbers that were never corrected. She simply didn’t realise what a cock-up she’d made of it.

Not A Race

In the past few weeks, the same scenario has been repeated with news outlets desperate to be first with booze news and information on easing of restrictions.

I can’t think of one news website who didn’t run the ridiculous story of a two-day amnesty to allow people to purchase alcohol when sales were banned.

The story first appeared on Khaosod Online who sourced the story from who knows where and every man and his dog were all over it like a rash taking what had been published as fact and re-wrote the fairytale.

Did any of them bother to do a bit of research such place a couple of calls to ask a few questions to shed any light on the story, or anything else that might have enlightened them that the whole thing was a farce from the start? Of course they didn’t.

It was just too good not to publish as it was the #1 story of the day that turned out to be complete and utter nonsense.

Over and over again I have been told that I’m not sharing enough news on what is going on right now. I beg to differ.

The updates I have shared have been factual and accurate. Yes, I’ve sat back while others churn out clickbait crap as I don’t want to be part of that party.

Big news outlets get a pass when they share inaccurate stories, just look at the Bangkok Post – you all still read it and believe everything they publish despite dozens of misleading and inaccurate articles over the past 3 months.

If I was to do the same and publish something that turned out to be wrong, nobody would ever believe another word I said. I don’t have a gold “Get Out Of Fake News Jail Free” card.

And to be honest, that’s just the way I like it. Stickboy traffic and stats are great, I don’t need or want to be part of the clickbait crowd. I will continue to share news stories and information that I think will be of interest when the time is right.

It’s not a race, well, at least not for me.

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