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UPDATED: Instagram Dreamer Claims They Were Offered 40k For Sex On Nana’s ‘Tribute Night’



I don’t know who Instagram user haveabreakhaveakit was trying to impress with their wild claims about Nana Plaza’s ‘Tribute Night’ or the other observations on Bangkok’s redlight areas but they have seen a whole different side to the naughty nightlife areas that I seem to have missed… and probably you too.

Let’s go through what they has to say:

haveabreakhaveakit Says: 40,000 baht – that is the amount in cash handed over to me in nana plaza during tribute night. the one night in a month where the dancers and mamasans pay the guests instead, to sleep with them. the highest earning dancer of the house will choose a client he/she wants, and the mamasan will try to buy this client. needless to say, i declined. but this goes to show that the red light districts of Bangkok function more than just to make money, it’s a culture. They aren’t always poor with no other options, many of them are university students looking for a quick buck to fund plastic surgery or school itself. Some of them enjoy what they do. Very different experience from my weekend in the red light district of pattaya.

Stickboy Says: Tribute Night must be the best kept secret in the Plaza as this is the first time I’ve heard of any such thing and with a dozen bars from the Three Floor Pleasure Palace advertising here on Stickboy I reckon I’d have got wind of this Tribute Night before now.

More likely the dancers wanted 40k from this muppet.

As for not wanting to make money… I can hardly type for laughing…


haveabreakhaveakit Says: Anyway, recommendations! (Please do not engage in their services) but if you’d still like to see the place and not treat them as a human zoo, at least buy a DRINK.

Stickboy Says: That’s like taking a kid to the candy shop just to look. Pointless.

haveabreakhaveakit Says: Patpong – situated near a night market. wild. mostly very adult crows. the famous pinpong shows. the fetish bar is here too – in the fetish bar, women parade around in various states of BDSM. from dog collars on their necks, to barking in cages.

Stickboy Says: Old crows in Glamour, Kings Castle II, Kiss, Club Electric Blue, Bada Bing… this Instagram Idiot needs to get down to Top Charoen for an eye test and some new goggles.

Plenty of top totty in Patpong.

haveabreakhaveakit Says: Nana Plaza – full of gogo bars. the only place in Thailand you can still legally buy sex toys. but pretty safe, even for girls. the dancers don’t look miserable, and lots of cheap food nearby.

Stickboy Says: I’ve never seen any sex toys on sale within Nana Plaza and don’t think that is because I’ve missed them, rather there’s none. And AFAIK sex toys are illegal in Thailand.

haveabreakhaveakit Says: there’s a hooters and it’s empty – just in case, you ever need a break from the ratchetness.

Stickboy Says: Soi 4 is lined with beer bars that are busy with plenty of options for those willing to walk 10 meters and open their eyes.

haveabreakhaveakit Says: Soi Cowboy – the tamest one. just as many sports bars as there are gogobars. Live music, proper grub restaurants. Good option for a first timer to the red light districts. But, women wait outside and grab you. So if you’re a guy, just be careful. And if you’re a girl, be ready to be ignored. Note: the prettier girls are kept outside, so prepare to be abit disappointed inside.

Stickboy Says: Sounds to me like haveabreakhaveakit walked up and down the neon alley without venturing inside (m)any bars otherwise they’d have seen plenty of cute dancing dollybirds on stage in the likes of Bacarra, Shark and Dollhouse.

God knows what would have happened if they’d ventured inside Cockatoo or Crazy House. Heart failure? 555+

haveabreakhaveakit Says: thanks for reading

Stickboy Says: Thanks for the free entertainment and laughs. I hope their followers weren’t fooled by this fantasy.

UPDATED: the original post that appeared here has been deleted already but a chat with haveabreakhaveakit reveals the bar they claim to have been offered the 40k.


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Stickboy Says: Comedy gold

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The Countdown Is On And Time Is Running Out Fast For Some



The Countdown Is On And Time Is Running Out Fast For Some

The visa amnesty in Thailand ends this weekend and the clock is ticking for tens of thousands who still don’t know what to do, can’t get an extension, can’t leave and return to activate another 90 days on their multiple entry visas and of course, those that claim they are “stuck” here when in fact they just don’t want to return home.

Those claiming they are stuck deserve no sympathy. Nobody is “stuck” anywhere.

Six months have past and many have enjoyed an extra half year in Thailand without worrying about their visa situation. I’ve read hundreds of stories over the past few months from people with far fetched tales that have more holes in them than an 18-hole golf course.

The bottom line is some people love it here and don’t want to leave but they can’t get a visa as they don’t have a job, don’t have a wife or mostly, don’t have the cash to support a visa application that requires money in the bank.

Agents having made a mint charging in the region of 55-70,000 baht for Volunteer visas. Others are cooking the (bank) books for those seeking a retirement visa and coining it in charging inflated fees knowing people are desperate to stay.

On the other hand, many who were here legally before the COVID carry on kicked in are in a difficult position.

Married men and woman who have a Non-O multiple entry visa spring to mind.

Those using this method of living in Thailand long term arrive with a shiny new visa sticker in their passport and get a 90-day stamp upon arrival at the airport.

Just before the 90 days is up they have 2 choices:

– do a border hop and get another 90 days when they come back into the country
– go to immigration and get a 60-day extension for 1900 baht.

With the country closed to international travellers, those border hops just aren’t possible and some have found during the past six months their visas have expired leaving them unable to pop over to Savannakhet where they could apply for a new one.

Those still with time left on their visa are now in a jam too as they can’t exit and re-enter.

For reasons unknown, the government nor immigration have addressed or come up with a solution for those in this situation.

So come Saturday 26 September, they are left with no choice but to either leave or stay and face prosecution and blacklisting from Thailand if they are caught.

Some have been given an extra 60 days for visiting family that sees them through until late November, but what then if the borders are still shut?

And that’s me just talking about people living here on a multiple entry marriage visas.

There are thousands of other stories and situations that will see people forced to leave or ignore the warnings of being fined and blacklisted who choose to remain and take their chances until borders reopen allowing them to do what is needed to live here legally.

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Fantasy Footbun




Fantasy Footbun

With the 2020 / 2021 football season about to start, it is time to test your footy knowledge and compete against the best of the best of Thailand Twitter’s Wannabe Football Managers.

With the first Gameweek closing on 12th September at 5pm (Thai time) there’s still some time to turn off Pornhub, clean yourself up and sign up for the league. And for god’s sake put some clothes on. (League code: q93lfx).

Let us kick things off with a look at the (currently) 23 teams competing in the Thai Twitter League.

We have two accounts new to Fantasy Premier League, Johan B’s ‘Digiman’ and Anthony M’s ‘Siam Swoon’. Time will tell if they pick up the rules quick enough to enjoy the game and do not lose interest by Christmas and languish at the bottom with a team full of injuries and nobodies.

At the other end of the table, the three teams with the highest score in the 2019-2020 season were:

1. 2313 : Cain in the Kok – Paul C

2. 2283 : Lockdown City – Alec P

3. 2281 : One Man Clapping – Nick W

Three managers looking to improve on last year’s total are Expat Asia’s ‘Sukhumvit FC’, Tim P’s ‘Maximum20characters’ and Johan J’s ‘FarangPilot FC’ that finished with 1729, 1920 and 1913 points respectively.

There is still time to join! Log in via the Premier League app or on the website and use this code to sign up for the Thailand Twitter League. League code: q93lfx

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Tales From The Front: Sunday Dinner On A Saturday Night



Stickboy, Fatface, and The Keeper are sat in a British pub on lower Sukhumvit on a Saturday night…

A gathering of the clan earlier in the evening for some birthday beers meant Stickboy’s belly needed filling before meeting back up with everyone who had gone in different directions ahead of the cake cutting ceremony at Lighthouse sometime around 10pm.

Somchai The Dog had popped in for a couple of shandies but was looking like a burst couch and was having none of it ordering takeout before disappearing into the dark Bang Na bound on the BTS.

The other half of the Dangerous Duo, Digiman, wasn’t ready for home just yet but had no interest in food.

The Keeper orders quesadillas while smooth-talking his missus, girlfriend or gik – maybe all three – and wasn’t paying attention to much as Fatface orders Chips & Curry sauce for Stickboy.

sunday roast on a saturday night

The food arrives, everyone digs in, more beer is ordered to wash down the grub as all four eat what’s sat on the table.

The Keeper is still on the phone like an old sweetie wife and starts making space on the table with his free hand when a waitress arrives over his shoulder with another plate of food.

He clears a space in front of Fatface and Stickboy who look at each other thinking that’s an odd place to put a roast dinner they both think The Keeper has ordered for himself.

He ends his call and tucks into the roast pork telling everyone to help themselves which they do.

Chips are in the gravy, potatoes are in the curry sauce and the plate is emptying at a fair pace as four mouths feast on the Sunday dinner.

More than halfway through the food a member of the service staff appears and starts talking to The Keeper with Fatface joining in.

Something is amiss.

“Hey Stickboy, did you order the pork roast?”, enquires The Keeper.

“No mate, I thought you did.”

In his best Shaggy voice, he fires back, “It wasn’t me”.

It turns out some poor bloke sat at the bar was sitting patiently waiting on his dinner the staff had wrongly delivered that the four scavengers had all but demolished each of them thinking someone else at the table fancied a Sunday dinner on a Saturday night.

sunday roast on a saturday night

The four grubbers thought this was hilarious and all just shrugged their shoulders laughing having told the service staff to take it away… until Stickboy’s bin arrived with a Roast Pork Loin at 295 baht on it.

He wasn’t laughing any more.

Had it not been for the fact his mates own the pub he’d likely have upset the waitresses with a few choice words having been billed for something he didn’t order with zero conversation between staff and customer over what was a genuine mistake on the part of everyone involved.

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