#SlipperySunday: Anal Offers & Snakes On My Soi

Published on 16th October 2017 by Stickboy BKK

It’s been a few months since I’ve slipped on a Soi 4 banana skin carefully placed in my path by Gav The Gaffer on a Sunday night when he knows I’ll be visiting the three floor pleasure palace for a couple of beers.

He had them carefully placed at the steps of Stumble Inn last night and I slipped head first into the path of Patty who pointed me in the direction of the rear entrance for me to stumble right out.

No warm up Tiger pints tonight. Straight right in. That’s never a good way to start the night.

anal offers and snakes on my soi

I did have some business to attend to on the top floor but the Billboard boss was wandering and nowhere to be seen so off I went with plans to come back.

Down the stairs and past the two rows of staff from Casanova and DC-10 who thankfully ignored me as I made my way along to Angelwitch which was rather busy for 9.30pm on a Sunday night.

Apparently I’d walked straight past Dave The Rave who was stood outside admiring puppies so back out I go to see what the Go-Go Guru is saying. He wasn’t leaving those big beauties for my ugly mug so I waited patiently for him to pop his eyes back into their sockets and who steps out of Spanky’s while I’m waiting?

Tricky Nicky is back from his European tour and ready to party like there’s no tomorrow. I sign up for a spanking later and finally drag Dave inside for a beer.

Not five minutes later Gav The Gaffer showed up with a smile on his face having just come from “checking” on Temptations. My arse. From the way he was walking it was more like someone at Temptations had been checking him. I’m sure that boy bats both ways.

A beer, a look at the sexy shows and it was time to go.

angelwitch

My shortlist was Butterflies, Erotica, Spanky’s and Twister in no particular order so I started at the top and worked my way down.

Butterflies now have roller dividers that shut off one section of the bar when it’s quieter to create a better atmosphere with just one stage and the hot tub that works really well.

Dave departed as he was carrying his shopping around in a backpack and he didn’t want it going off. A few drinks for a few girls and once again it was time for pastures new.

Spanky’s it was and Nicky was in fine form and on the Jägerbombs. It was way to early in the night for that carry on so I skipped and stuck with beer.

Having told me earlier he had a bunch of new girls who were just my type he asks can one of the new recruits join me for a drink? Sure, I can make small talk with anyone about anything so he beckons a slim looking dancer off the stage to come join us, well me, as he buggered off to do some “work” as he calls it.

A nice enough lass with a few tattoos who had been plying her trade on the Neon Alley. She skipped the usual bs which was nice as I can’t be arsed going through it all. Once we cleared up her doubts about why she was sat with me out of thin air she asks, “Do you like anal? You like to fuck ass?”… woah, hang on love. Us joking you had a sexy butt instantly has me down as a backdoor boy?

There was no mistake or anything lost in translation. This little sexpot loved it up the chocolate wiz way and was looking for some Scottish sausage to fill her needs so to speak.

Back door action isn’t my thing so I let Nicky know he had someone on the books with a service a few of his customers may be seeking and left them to it.

Enough for me, time to check bin and go stick my nose in Erotica.

erotica nana plaza

A big unit sat her ass beside me talking utter drivel that had me reaching for the bill before I was halfway through my beer. I couldn’t be bothered listening nor could I be bothered telling her to beat it politely.

The offerings on stage were sparse anyway with nothing catching my eye so time to bolt.

Twister had a full compliment of topless totty with an old friend trying to hustle a drink off me but I thought it was a better idea to sit with her roommate for a quick tequila to keep her at bay. She knows me to well and gave the old flick of the hair, fuck you speccy, routine and went in search of someone more generous.

Another short stop as there’s only so much car alarm techno one man can take at high volume.

butterflies twister

And back to Butterflies it was as they were all decked out in Daisy Dukes which isn’t so bad plus the music is decent and the beer is cold.

A few more beers, a few more lady drinks and a few more laughs later I make my way home with a McDs. I’ve had my fill for the night.

soi 4 mcds

My gabby cabbie kept me entertained all the way home and just as we swung a left into my soi he slammed on the anchors as there was something in the middle of the road.

I thought it was a pile of rubbish dropped by the trash men who come around late on and I offered to go move it. As I reached for the door he grabbed my arm telling me no, no and to look.

Fook!!!

I could see exactly why he didn’t want me getting out. It was a big bloody snake that now had its neck up ready to take a pot shot at the front of the car.

It was all coiled up and Mr Cabbie claimed it was about 3 meters long which means it was more likely to be around two. Even so, what the hell was it doing there and where had it come from?

My soi has a few undeveloped plots that are like mini jungles and I suppose it could have been camping out in one of them. Seeing it might also explain why my 700 meter long street has never had a single soi dog roaming up and down it in the two years or so I’ve lived here.

Hopefully someone caught the bugger today as I don’t fancy meeting that as I make my way to the main road after dark. Old Stick would be getting stretchered off to some medical facility having had a seizure of some sort.

And there you have it. That was my sorta soberish #SlipperySunday at Nana Plaza. Nothing exciting which is why I don’t do many write ups like this.

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