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Stickboy Does Songkran

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What possessed me to down tools last Friday and take a wander up to Soi 4 to see what Songkran shenanigans were taking place is one of those questions that will remain forever unanswered.

Normally for me, Songkran means staying at home and just working but for 2019 it was a wet and wild 4 days.

hillary 4 songkran 2019

On Friday the Hillary Group got the party started early and off I foolishly went in jeans and t-shirt to check out the antics on the soi of sin.

I hadn’t even reached the entrance to Morning Night when a bucket of beer with two straws was thrust into my hand by one of their service staff. “Mike, finish it”. Jesus, it was full.

A good effort seen me polish off half in one go and the bucket returned as I promised to come back later. I wanted to eat before boozing.

As you may have seen on social media I was drenched by the time I parked my backside in a wee Thai place up by Novotel.

dinner soi 4

After feeding my face it was time to head back down the soi and enjoy buckets of ice cold water being tossed over my head and poured down my back. What else should one expect?

From what I could see most other bars had joined in and were in full-on water wars mode but return to Morning Night I did as that seemed to be the liveliest bar on the soi at 6pm.

Morning Night Songkran 2019

A few bottles of Leo later and plenty of free entertainment from the sozzled staff it was time for pastures new. Home for a change of clothes was ruled out and a trip to Soi Cowboy ruled in.

Did someone not say a quiet afternoon?

struggling at lighthouse

As you can see drinking had become a struggle at Lighthouse so after shooting the breeze with the usual suspects for a couple of hours and feeding my face again it was time to clock out just after midnight and head home.

Home, via Sexy Night.

I fell into bed around 3am with plans to meet mates at Lollipop early Saturday afternoon for the official start to the three days of action at Nana Plaza.

Early afternoon my ass. It must have been at least 4.30pm by the time I made an appearance and it was madness in the Plaza courtyard.

Hair of the dog, don’t mind if I do.

The action inside The World’s Largest Adult Playground came to a close at sunset and my buddy had done his usual disappearing act so a look at the street party on soi 4 was my next move.

It didn’t take long to find where it was happening – Hillary 4 stole the show thanks to their DJ who was on his a-game entertaining 100’s of revelers.

A couple of beers, a few hellos and photos with some familiar faces and it was feeding time yet again.

hillary 1 burger

A big brute of a burger from Hillary 1, that I actually couldn’t finish, seen me straightened up and ready for what was coming next – an appearance from a mate who was ready to sink a few cold ones.

And a few we drank here and there and then some. Another unplanned late night checked off.

Sunday I was up and at it surprisingly early but just couldn’t face the internet so I chilled in front of the TV before firing up the computer late in the day. A few hours of work knocked off and my belly was rumbling.

Mr Can Cook, Won’t Cook went in search of some tucker hoping to avoid any late night water warriors. I managed to make it home bone dry just after 2am with not much to report. I was puffed out.

My fourth and final day of Songkran was a sombre affair.

I’d had enough and it was time to get back to work early Tuesday morning so not a lot of drinking and just a little eating was the order of the day.

I don’t think I will be out on the streets next year. Back to normal parked at my desk but to be fair, I did have a good time over the New Year festivities.



Stickboy aka Sticky Boy aka Mike McKay aka Mike McKwai, Wild Mike, Magic Mike, Mr Mike, and a fair few more best forgotten, is a party animal with hollow legs who loves music, current affairs, beer, food, causing trouble on Twitter, and making the most of life without worrying too much about what people think or say about his antics. You can send him stuff here - stickboybkk@gmail.com

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The Countdown Is On And Time Is Running Out Fast For Some

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The Countdown Is On And Time Is Running Out Fast For Some

The visa amnesty in Thailand ends this weekend and the clock is ticking for tens of thousands who still don’t know what to do, can’t get an extension, can’t leave and return to activate another 90 days on their multiple entry visas and of course, those that claim they are “stuck” here when in fact they just don’t want to return home.

Those claiming they are stuck deserve no sympathy. Nobody is “stuck” anywhere.

Six months have past and many have enjoyed an extra half year in Thailand without worrying about their visa situation. I’ve read hundreds of stories over the past few months from people with far fetched tales that have more holes in them than an 18-hole golf course.

The bottom line is some people love it here and don’t want to leave but they can’t get a visa as they don’t have a job, don’t have a wife or mostly, don’t have the cash to support a visa application that requires money in the bank.

Agents having made a mint charging in the region of 55-70,000 baht for Volunteer visas. Others are cooking the (bank) books for those seeking a retirement visa and coining it in charging inflated fees knowing people are desperate to stay.

On the other hand, many who were here legally before the COVID carry on kicked in are in a difficult position.

Married men and woman who have a Non-O multiple entry visa spring to mind.

Those using this method of living in Thailand long term arrive with a shiny new visa sticker in their passport and get a 90-day stamp upon arrival at the airport.

Just before the 90 days is up they have 2 choices:

– do a border hop and get another 90 days when they come back into the country
– go to immigration and get a 60-day extension for 1900 baht.

With the country closed to international travellers, those border hops just aren’t possible and some have found during the past six months their visas have expired leaving them unable to pop over to Savannakhet where they could apply for a new one.

Those still with time left on their visa are now in a jam too as they can’t exit and re-enter.

For reasons unknown, the government nor immigration have addressed or come up with a solution for those in this situation.

So come Saturday 26 September, they are left with no choice but to either leave or stay and face prosecution and blacklisting from Thailand if they are caught.

Some have been given an extra 60 days for visiting family that sees them through until late November, but what then if the borders are still shut?

And that’s me just talking about people living here on a multiple entry marriage visas.

There are thousands of other stories and situations that will see people forced to leave or ignore the warnings of being fined and blacklisted who choose to remain and take their chances until borders reopen allowing them to do what is needed to live here legally.



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Fantasy Footbun

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With the 2020 / 2021 football season about to start, it is time to test your footy knowledge and compete against the best of the best of Thailand Twitter’s Wannabe Football Managers.

With the first Gameweek closing on 12th September at 5pm (Thai time) there’s still some time to turn off Pornhub, clean yourself up and sign up for the league. And for god’s sake put some clothes on. (League code: q93lfx).

Let us kick things off with a look at the (currently) 23 teams competing in the Thai Twitter League.

We have two accounts new to Fantasy Premier League, Johan B’s ‘Digiman’ and Anthony M’s ‘Siam Swoon’. Time will tell if they pick up the rules quick enough to enjoy the game and do not lose interest by Christmas and languish at the bottom with a team full of injuries and nobodies.

At the other end of the table, the three teams with the highest score in the 2019-2020 season were:

1. 2313 : Cain in the Kok – Paul C

2. 2283 : Lockdown City – Alec P

3. 2281 : One Man Clapping – Nick W

Three managers looking to improve on last year’s total are Expat Asia’s ‘Sukhumvit FC’, Tim P’s ‘Maximum20characters’ and Johan J’s ‘FarangPilot FC’ that finished with 1729, 1920 and 1913 points respectively.

There is still time to join! Log in via the Premier League app or on the website fantasy.premierleague.com and use this code to sign up for the Thailand Twitter League. League code: q93lfx



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Tales From The Front: Sunday Dinner On A Saturday Night

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Stickboy, Fatface, and The Keeper are sat in a British pub on lower Sukhumvit on a Saturday night…

A gathering of the clan earlier in the evening for some birthday beers meant Stickboy’s belly needed filling before meeting back up with everyone who had gone in different directions ahead of the cake cutting ceremony at Lighthouse sometime around 10pm.

Somchai The Dog had popped in for a couple of shandies but was looking like a burst couch and was having none of it ordering takeout before disappearing into the dark Bang Na bound on the BTS.

The other half of the Dangerous Duo, Digiman, wasn’t ready for home just yet but had no interest in food.

The Keeper orders quesadillas while smooth-talking his missus, girlfriend or gik – maybe all three – and wasn’t paying attention to much as Fatface orders Chips & Curry sauce for Stickboy.

sunday roast on a saturday night

The food arrives, everyone digs in, more beer is ordered to wash down the grub as all four eat what’s sat on the table.

The Keeper is still on the phone like an old sweetie wife and starts making space on the table with his free hand when a waitress arrives over his shoulder with another plate of food.

He clears a space in front of Fatface and Stickboy who look at each other thinking that’s an odd place to put a roast dinner they both think The Keeper has ordered for himself.

He ends his call and tucks into the roast pork telling everyone to help themselves which they do.

Chips are in the gravy, potatoes are in the curry sauce and the plate is emptying at a fair pace as four mouths feast on the Sunday dinner.

More than halfway through the food a member of the service staff appears and starts talking to The Keeper with Fatface joining in.

Something is amiss.

“Hey Stickboy, did you order the pork roast?”, enquires The Keeper.

“No mate, I thought you did.”

In his best Shaggy voice, he fires back, “It wasn’t me”.

It turns out some poor bloke sat at the bar was sitting patiently waiting on his dinner the staff had wrongly delivered that the four scavengers had all but demolished each of them thinking someone else at the table fancied a Sunday dinner on a Saturday night.

sunday roast on a saturday night

The four grubbers thought this was hilarious and all just shrugged their shoulders laughing having told the service staff to take it away… until Stickboy’s bin arrived with a Roast Pork Loin at 295 baht on it.

He wasn’t laughing any more.

Had it not been for the fact his mates own the pub he’d likely have upset the waitresses with a few choice words having been billed for something he didn’t order with zero conversation between staff and customer over what was a genuine mistake on the part of everyone involved.



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