That title should read “Sun, Sea, Sand… And Sex” but sadly it’s not to be if my few days away last month was anything to go by.
Beach babes aplenty but not a naughty nympho to be had as they were all too busy taking selfies here, there and anywhere.
At the hotel, on their rented scooters, beside any old sign, at the car park, the pub and it was verging on orgasmic when they sat down to eat and a dozen dishes were presented for pictures.
And after spending hours snapping themselves they were too tired for anything else.
WTF has the world come to?