Neal here, one-third of the team that’s taken over at Stickboy central. I’m younger than the other guys, won’t give my exact age but it starts with a 3, and more of a partier than my compadres.
I live here in Bangkok full time and I’m the only single guy on this crew. Since I’m single and enjoy the traditional things in life, babes and beer, I’ll be handling most of the nightlife stuff for Stickboy. Look forward to articles on Nana and Cowboy as well as some of the more “normal” bars and restaurants.
I’m also a diehard UFC and MMA fan so I’ll spout off on that from time to time as well as a few other sports.
Being American I don’t know much about soccer, aka football, but I’ll see if I can learn anything since there’s always a game on here in Bangers.
Anyway, look forward to entertaining most of you and pissing off a few of you more sensitive types.
9 Ways You’ll Get Caught Cheating In Bangkok
Not every man who lives in Bangkok strays but at some point in their life most men do. Fact.
Denying it is commonplace with many claiming to be faithful to their partner. My ass.
And the more you do it the more chance you’ll get caught. That’s a given.
Here are 9 ways you’ll get caught cheating in Bangkok that you might not have considered.
Bangkok is big but not that big
You’d think a city of 12 million would be a great place to avoid anyone who might know you on a night out with your bit on the side by going down some far-flung alley but Bangkok has eyes everywhere.
It’s not about who you see but who sees you.
Do you know where the cleaners from your condo live? The WIN guys from down the soi? An acquaintance of your other half who you’ve never met but has seen dozens of pictures of you?
There are no secrets in this city especially when it comes to Thais gossiping about the bad farang with the beautiful girlfriend.
A Road Accident
Rare but possible
Suddenly you are in hospital at 2am because speeding Somchai ran a red light and smacked a passing pickup. How are you going to explain what you were doing out in the middle of the night after saying you were tired and having an early night at 10.45pm?
As they say, accidents do happen.
Chat apps are your enemy
You exchanged numbers or added her on Line – a BIG MISTAKE that will likely come back to bite you on the bum.
You can’t guard your mobile 24/7 not to mention all that sneaking around and suspicious behaviour when it beeps is going to set alarm bells ringing in your little lady’s head.
Hiding notifications or muting your chats is a feeble attempt at covering up your sordid sexts. It might work in the short term but after a few weeks of fooling around the hammer will fall, either on your head or your handset. If you are unlucky, both.
Perfume & Lipstick
Old but obvious
“What’s that mark on your jeans darling?”
“Right next to your dick that I’m about to cut off if it’s what I think it is.”
Hungover after a night of drunken antics with a floozy down the dark depths of Soi 22 you forgot all about joking around and sticking her head down there pretending she was blowing you. It was all good fun at the time but she left her mark. A smudge of lipstick that your bleary eyes never noticed through your drunken haze but her indoors won’t miss it.
Safe sex can be unsafe too
Booze and bad decisions go hand in hand and a quickie with a lady of the night might seem sensible at the time because you popped into the 7-Eleven and bought a box of condoms but stuffing the one you didn’t use in your wallet for another time… those bad decisions start adding up.
When your woman wants to borrow a 100 baht and your drunken ass is still in bed she’s not gonna wake you up, she’s just opening that wallet to help herself.
And just like that, your ass is grass and your other half is about to mow it.
A Clean Condo
If it doesn’t stink it stinks
After hosting a few harlots you decide to change the bedding before your babe comes back. Then you notice a few unusual marks on the bathroom sink. Next thing you know you’re mopping the floor. A final run round sees you dusting this and clearing away that. The place is spotless and there’s not a trace of any stray skirt.
As soon as your missus sees the place shining a dozen red flags will jump out her handbag and slap her around the head.
Fluffing up the bed and washing a few cups is one thing, giving it a going over as if you are on an episode of Clean House is another.
A Jealous Ex
Beware of bunny boilers
A Friday night fumble with your ex after bumping into her at W District on a night out with the boys was fun at the time but despite her repeatedly telling you she doesn’t want you back doesn’t mean she is happy for you to be getting on with your life.
No, no, no. If she hasn’t met Mr Right yet then why should you be allowed to move on?
Fatal Attraction: The Bangkok Bunny Boiler in the making all because you couldn’t keep it in your pants.
Unsual Spending Habits
It all adds up
You know how much you’ve got and so does she.
Even that “secret” stash you’ve got is all mentally logged in her head so when 5,000 here and 3,000 there start going unaccounted for, your balls will be on the line unless you can sweet talk your way through it week after week, date after date.
A Single Strand Of Hair
The #1 way to get caught
They can turn up in the most unexpected places such as a sock or inside a shoe, under the bedside cabinet, the back of the sofa, the sink, and on and on and on the list goes.
It just sits there unnoticed until it’s not noticed then it looks like someone is shining a spotlight on it.
And right at that moment, it’s game over for you.
Caught by a tiny, single strand of hair.
FYI: 9 Ways You’ll Get Caught Cheating In Bangkok was originally drafted by Mike in 2020 and the vast majority of it is his work.
All Caught Up After Going AWOL
Time is the number one enemy of man said someone, somewhere in the past and whoever that person was couldn’t have been more right.
Work commitments, hangovers, sickness, and family time all combined meant everyone went AWOL for a week meaning nothing new was posted here on the website.
Add into the mix current agreements and such are up in the air as some team members reevaluate their positions.
Stickboy just isn’t for everyone.
Anyway, updates have resumed and will be coming to you Mon-Fri. Weekends will be hit and miss.