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Time For Us Lads To BOYCOTT Ladies Nights

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Time For Us Lads To BOYCOTT Ladies Nights

Every damn day of the week is the same. promos for this ladies night, flyers for that ladies night. Free entry, free booze, free food – all for the women.

Us guys, what do we get? Sweet eff all. Cover charges, normal priced drinks and a great big middle finger from the managers who think we are gonna turn up like panting puppy dogs because their bar might have a bit of skirt in it.

Well, I say it’s time we gave them the middle finger and tell them to stick their ladies nights up their ass and BOYCOTT every last one of them. We are being treated like mugs, and I don’t know about you but that’s something I’m not willing to let anyone do.

The whole ladies night concept is one that depends on guys with fat wallets subsidising all the freebies for the birds. Picture yourself stood in a bar or club with a table of ten women next to you – would you pay for their drinks all night? Not likely but at these ripoff for the fellas ladies nights with open bars and endless free drinks for the girls, that is exactly what you, me and every other guy there is doing. Paying for their drinks.

This bullshit has to stop and the only way that’s gonna happen is if we stop showing up thinking the bar or club could have a few bits of totty there who we might have a chance with. Come on, it’s not like the bars across Bangkok are short of women with or without some poxy ladies night on.

So I say fuck em, let spends our hard earned baht elsewhere. Let the managers take this hit and let the women get bevvied on their baht instead of ours.

And the old argument from women that every day is man day in Bangkok and they should get something isn’t gonna fly either. If they dried their eyes and stopped bloody moaning they might actually get a bloke. Why on earth would anyone in their right mind date a chick that’s gonna whine and moan when you can date a sweet little Thai babe who isn’t gonna say a peep when you roll in at 5am after a good night out with your bit on the side?

As for bar managers reading this, have you never thought about doing a bit of thinking outside the box and stop hitting us with the same old crap everyone has been doing for the past 20 odd years? Is a Ladies Night the best you’ve got? Really, come on…

Stickboy aka Sticky Boy aka Mike McKay aka Mike McKwai, Wild Mike, Magic Mike, Mr Mike, and a fair few more best forgotten, is a party animal with hollow legs who loves music, current affairs, beer, food, causing trouble on Twitter, and making the most of life without worrying too much about what people think or say about his antics. You can send him stuff here - stickboybkk@gmail.com

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A Legit Question

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A Twitter follower has a legit question – What is the point of leaving a seat vacant when other people who are standing on the BTS can literally smell each other’s armpits?

This very topic came up in conversation the other day with me and a few friends who pointed out that everyone on the BTS wore a mask and it couldn’t be compared to sitting in a pub or a restaurant.

As you might expect, I disagreed.

A Legit Question

Sure, while waiting on the train stood on the platform everyone is spaced out 1m apart… most of the time. And yes, everyone is wearing a mask but once inside the carriages during rush hour people are touching each other. Isn’t that the main way this coronavirus spreads?

By comparison, if you were sat in a pub or restaurant you’d be sat apart, no touching, no nothing. Sure, people wouldn’t be wearing masks but with numbers now so low the chances of catching anything has to be very unlikely.

So squashed together wearing masks is safer than being sat apart without one?

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EMAIL OF THE DAY: Hey Dickboy

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Hey Dickboy, why aren’t you talking about what’s going on in America right now instead of sharing pictures of ugly women?

hey dickboy

Stick Says: I have no interest in what’s going on in my own country let alone yours.

Keep em coming… your feedback, thoughts and abuse make it all worthwhile.

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A #GammonSteakMoment – What The Hell Is That?

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In the most basic terms, a #GammonSteakMoment is a simple and silly event that can occur anywhere at any time that is guaranteed to ruin my whole day and comes from a hilarious conversation over a few beers with J & J who were taking the piss out of old Stick for spitting the dummy at insignificant shite.

It all started out with me ordering a Gammon Steak for my lunch one day that despite telling the waitress twice what I wanted as we confirmed the order the food failed to appear on the table in front of me.

I was bloody starving and my entire day was ruined.

I sat buggering about on my phone while the other half fed her face as often the Thai dish will arrive first. My belly was rumbling and my mouth watering as I sat thinking about my food. I’d not eaten gammon steak with pineapple, a fried egg and chips for about 4 years and this was all I wanted.

Fat face had already licked her plate clean and there was no sign of mine. I even sat there making excuses like the kitchen must be busy.

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“Do you want me to ask the waitress will it be long?”
“Nah, it will be here in two tics”.

Two tics my arse. The gammon steak never made it out the fucking fridge.

Bastards.

The silly service lass couldn’t even get a two meal order right and there were only about six people in the bloody place.

My day was ruined. And no, I’d waited 30 minutes already and I wasn’t waiting for another 30 so don’t even think about suggesting such a sensible idea.

And so, it began.

Now any time something trivial gets on my goat it is referred to as a #GammonSteakMoment and yes, it is always something that doesn’t really matter but for some reason, I let myself get wound up by it.

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